Time and time again, my largest barrier in being a butterfly is drinking. I’m trying to rein in it because it’s seriously slowing me down. Problem is, I enjoy drinking. A lot of drinks. And a lot of the time. There are benefits on the other hand. My favorite bar lets me sleep there when I’ve drank too much and sometimes it turns into a mini orgy if the girls aren’t barfined. Featuring yours truly lol.

Life if full of firsts no matter how long you stay in Thailand though. Last night I had a good night of drinking and by the end, found myself trying to get rid of a bargirl. I must have said something (aside from the fact that I had slept with her before) that gave her the impression I wanted to go home with her. I even told her flat out no and she started crying. I do have a soft side though so I went to calm her down. Then, another woman I want to go home with starts crying because I was talking to the other!

I finally just said I’ll take her home and come back to drink. Made it to her place and, as luck would have it, my motorbike broke down. I’m sure the other woman was having all types of crazy thoughts now. I was prepared to walk home when the girl I was dropping off called her friend. Nice guy, offered to give me a ride home. Now, knowing I wanted to go home by myself I told the girl to go back home…but she wasn’t having any of that.

So here I am, drunk and arguing with this girl in the street. Embarrassing, because I was trying NOT to bring her home with me. Er! Finally gave-in and got the ride. I told her to sleep on the sofa but I swear, just as it happened before, I woke up to find her riding me! Maybe when I was younger that would be terrific – better than a wet dream, but it’s not the case now.

I have a three month backlog of stories so maybe there will be resurgence here : )